Post by HARLOW MARIANA KIPLING on Feb 23, 2013 14:18:16 GMT -8
| [atrb=style,width: 420px; background-color: efefef; background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/6jh1H.png); padding: 5px, bTable] HARLOW M. KIPLING 22 | BICURIOUS | BARTENDER | COLLEGE STUDENT | LIGHTS POXLEITNER 01. YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP; IF SINGLE, DISCUSS SINGLE LIFE. Single. I go through phases when it comes to how I feel about my forever alone-ness. Sometimes I'm okay with it because no boyfriend means no obligations and drama. But then one of my girlfriends drag me into a chick flick and I go home feeling like shit. Nothing a tub of ice cream and rock music can't fix. 02. WHERE YOU'D LIKE TO BE IN 10 YEARS. I'd very much like to be breathing, if that counts for anything. If I am dead, I want to be dead for a good reason. Girl gets hit by ice cream truck. That would definitely go under the "shit said by no one ever" category. 03. YOUR VIEWS ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm a bartender. Alcohol and drugs were created for a reason. Why waste them? I'm partial to martinis and beer, personally. Honestly, you have not lived unless you've woken up, shit-faced and naked, in a house you've never been to before... Which could also mean you've been raped, which is really bad... So... Okay, maybe they're not always great. 04. YOUR VIEWS ON RELIGION. I'm an atheist. Let's just get that out of the way. 05. A TIME YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ENDING YOUR OWN LIFE. Um... Maybe beginning of high school? Believe it or not, there was a time when I wasn't incredibly sexy and undeniably the most awesome piece of flesh that has ever lived. Lol. But seriously, I've always been an outcast. It was destined to be the moment I was born to two marijuana-worshipping hippies. I was that "weird" girl no one hung out with. At the time, it hurt, y'know. 06. WRITE 30 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF. Why 30? That's so many! Can't I just do 3? Cut it in tenths? Yeah, let's do that. We've already covered my parents being hippies so, I'll just let you know that I play the guitar and sing. I enjoy riding in the cart when we go to grocery stores. My favorite food is water chestnuts. I used to be a vegetarian until I was introduced to fried chicken. Yeah, I'm black. 07. YOUR ZODIAC SIGN AND WHETHER YOU THINK IT FITS YOU. According to Google, my birthday (April 21) makes me a Taurus. Bullshit! Lol. Get it? The Taurus is a bull? No? Okay, well, it says here Tauruses are patient and reliable, warmhearted and loving... I'm going to stop there. I'm not any of those, ok? I know. I'm a terrible person. Oh wait. It says Tauruses are also jealous and possessive, resentful and inflexible... Haha. Nope. I'm definitely not a Taurus. I wonder what sign I am actually like.... 08. THE MOMENT YOU FELT MOST SATISFIED WITH YOURSELF. I tend to be the most satisfied when I'm a) well-fed, b) well-rested, and c) not quite sober. (: On a serious note, graduating high school was pretty nice. Woo, I'm smarticle. What the fuck. This is like 02. I refuse to conform to this system! 10. DISCUSS YOUR FIRST LOVE AND FIRST KISS. I wasn't really "dateable" way back when. I don't think I'm any less unattractive considering I'm a pitifully single mess. Lol. Wut. No, I think my first kiss was with this kid named Connor? I wouldn't quote me on that. It was like kindergarten. Love is such a complicated and overemphasized topic that I don't even know if I've been in love. Now, if you asked me who my first lust was, that would be a different story. 11. PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND THE 10 SONGS THAT POP UP. Ready? Here we go! Everybody Talks - Neon Trees, Into Your Arms - The Maine, Her Love Is My Religion - The Cab, America's Suitehearts - Fall Out Boy, Ho Hey - The Lumineers, If I Knew - Bruno Mars, I Can't Not Love You - Every Avenue, She's Got A Boyfriend Now - Boys Like Girls, Beverly Hills - Weezer, Teenagers - My Chemical Romance 12. BULLET YOUR WHOLE DAY. - Woke up - Ate food - Played on my guitar - Slept - Got ready for work - Worked until eleven - Went to bed 13. SOMEWHERE YOU'D LIKE TO MOVE OR VISIT. Okay, so have you ever heard of Burning Man in Black Rock Desert? THAT. One day, I will go. My parents were burners, and it's supposed to be one of the fucking best festivals in the world. I tell no lie. 14. YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY. I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday. 15. YOUR FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS. Mine, of course (; It's sexy. 16. YOUR VIEWS ON MAINSTREAM MUSIC. I hate this question because music is music. Do I love Bieber? No. But I can't say mainstream absolutely sucks because there are some exceptions. Like Ed Sheeran, man. It's the fans that make mainstream shitty. 17. YOUR HIGHS AND LOWS OF THE PAST YEAR. Highs? Well, let me tell you, there were a lot of those, if you catch my drift... Ha. Um. Lows? I got fired from the grocery store. But I got a job as a bartender, so that was way better, anyways. 18. YOUR BELIEFS. Isn't this whole survey kind of my beliefs? 19. DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS. What does this even mean? Disrespecting your parents. Do I explain my beliefs about disrespecting your parents? Or... I'm really confused rn. 20. HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK EDUCATION IS. After primary Algebra and English classes, I think it's useless. 21. ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS. Honestly, I really like reality shows. They're my guilty pleasure. I can't really pick one over the other. The Bachelor is pretty great right now. There's this chick that was on there... Holy shit. She be CRAY CRAY. 22. HOW HAVE YOU CHANGED IN THE PAST 2 YEARS? Past two years? More confident, new haircut, new job, more money, new clothes, less sleep, more parties, less stress. 23. FIVE PICTURES OF FAMOUS GUYS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE. ---------   ---------   ---------   ----------- * lol @ the last one because he's a wanna-be famous hot ----------- guy, right Beau? 24. YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AND WHAT IT'S ABOUT. Again, I don't have a favorite movie. Anything funny, basically. The Hangover, Noche Libre, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Hot Rod... I just love comedies. 25. SOMEONE WHO FASCINATES YOU AND WHY. My grandmother kind of fascinates me. She's British and has a badass accent. And, believe it or not, she's actually halfway sane unlike my parents. I guess it's not her that fascinates me. It's more the fact she could be the mother of my mother who's actually kind of a nutcase. 26. WHAT KIND OF PERSON ATTRACTS YOU. Hot people. ;D Nah. They have to be fun. They have to get my humor and tease me from time to time. I think suck-ups are a turn-off, honestly. No guy is that good. It's just not possible. I also tend to like tattoos on guys. Musicians are also hot. Y'know, your typical emo-chick stereotypes. 27. A PROBLEM YOU HAVE HAD. Laziness. Hangovers. Food cravings. Terrible sleeping patterns. Tripping over my own foot. Really stupid stuff, I know. 28. SOMETHING THAT YOU MISS. I miss British boys and their British accents. I also miss not having to tip. I'm too broke for that. 29. GOALS FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS. Never, ever, ever, do one of these again. Make some money, party hard, 30. YOUR HIGHS AND LOWS OF THIS PAST MONTH. This makes me sound bipolar. I'm not bipolar, I promise you. BEHIND THE MASK CHAR | OLD | PACIFIC | IDK | TIFFANY  |
